Things I Love Thursday: Tank tops, Cake, and Pity
Thursday strikes again!
I didn't intend to bloggity blog blog today because I had back to back appointments on the books.
But as parenting would have it, last night ended in the world's largest kid puke in Ussery history.
Like so bad it was photographed.
(Scroll to bottom to see. Yes, I posted it. I want everyone to feel sorry for us.)
So today I'm a shut-in with a kid who thankfully feels ok and is binging TV, sipping on GIN(ger ale) n' juice, and living his best life.
Oh. But the good news is that I was able to make it to my 8am annual gyno appointment.
On to some funner thangs....
PINK LINKS to purchase.
If you're a long time dabbler in this blog, you won't be surprised to find an Aerie item.
Life is too short to be uncomfortable.
This tank isn't "flowy" per se, but it doesn't hug you like a sausage casing either.
Good in betweener.
On sale. Lots of colors. Some bright like this. Neutrals, too.
And the straps are wide enough you won't have to get too creative with your bra choice.
CAKE BALLS. BUT EGGS.
(NO LINK. JUST GO TO SAM'S CLUB)
My sister-in-law, Margaret, brought these to a family function, and we loved them so much we limited the children to one each so that she and I could have more.
Zero shame between the two of us combined.
Despite the bad photo, these things are EGGcellent.
(Someone revoke my writing privileges ASAP.)
Perfect for an Easter brunch or party this weekend. They also have chocolate, which I haven't tried.
Sam's Club. Bakery section. Go.
Christians, I would not be above turning this into the rolled away tombstone.
Anything to teach my kids about Jesus.
Anything for cake.
A planner is a must.
Sometimes I'm really on top of it.
Other times I take a year hiatus, throw caution to the wind, and miss two orthodontist appointments and an entire soccer tournament.
This planner is super because it's undated.
Regular, dated planners will shame you for the weeks and months of reckless abandon living.
Undated, special calendars are forgiving and forgetful.
Start afresh and anew.
And make it to the orthodontist FOR THE LOVE.
I'll be honest.
Self tanning lotion is scary to me.
As with most girly products, my inner tomboy awkwardly speaks up and says "You should probably you tube this."
But this didn't require YouTube.
Just put the lotion on.
It doesn't stink.
Doesn't leave you Trump orange.
Do wash your hands though, or it gets weird.
All of the stomach bug negativity had me thinking for a minute that I didn't even like six things.
So I took a stroll down Amazon purchases memory lane.
This was a hit for us at Christmas and has been a go-to for birthday gifts.
Not in the slime family at all.
Hours of creative play that you don't have to force.
Maybe if you add to cart now, it'll arrive before Easter.
No clue if this is even good for your hair, but I'm pretty sure the cake eggs and self tanner clued you into the fact that this isn't a wellness blog.
I workout a lot.
I schweat more times than that.
My hair gets dry.
I am gross.
This spray helps.
Seems that hyaluronic acid is almost as healing as ice baths and polar plunging these days, so let's bandwagon together.
The spray smells good. I use it on my ends. Not roots.
Makes my hair feel like I washed it more recently than I probably did.
And now the picture that explains why I'll politely pass on pasta and strawberries for the rest of my life......
(Warning: Vomit picture below)
Stay away from us.
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